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February 23, 2012 President Sophie's First Day in Office a Success!
		In Other News * National: Citizens from Minnesota Celebrate President Sophie's First Day in Office. * Style: Presidential First Cat Lives a Purr-fect Life in White House * Sports: President Practices Soccer Drills with Members of Cabinet
President Sophie served her first day in office yesterday. Waking up bright and early at 6 a.m., the president walked her pet cat, just like many presidents before her. Afterward, she kicked off the work day by meeting with an official from Minnesota to discuss creating a new national park.  Everyone the president meets has rave reviews about her work.  "President Sophie is the best boss I've ever had!" Sara Silviato, one of the White House aides, said.  Once the first morning meeting concluded, the president went to the Department of Education to talk about continuing to encourage higher standards of learning. However, she must have worked up quite an appetite since she then had lunch with executives from The New York Times. They spent a good part of the lunch discussing how the media represents the president. The president's afternoon started with a visit from the Queen of England. Then President Sophie retired to the Oval Office to take a call from the British Prime Minister.  Tensions ran high when word reached Washington that the Chinese were attempting to overthrow the Taiwanese government. In response, the president exercised his responsibility as commander in chief and put the United States military on alert.  After that, President Sophie asked her aides to update her regularly as the situation in Taiwan changes and continued on with her evening plans. So she hosted a state dinner for the King and Queen of Denmark. But before calling the day complete, the president snuck in a few frames at the White House bowling alley.  Chief of Staff Malcolm Bishop declared President Sophie's first day a success. "It was long," he said, "but we're feeling great about our next three years and 364 days in office!"  Sophie